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#179 - Duan Lao Mo is really unforgivable! (Please subscribe)
Duan Yun and the Murong brothers went to Wangchun City to hire a carriage.
They discovered that the storyteller Old Guo, whom they hadn't seen in a long time, was telling stories in Wangchun City.
The Murong brothers decided to listen for a while.
The Azure Dragon incident was too bloody, with too many deaths. The townspeople only returned after several days, making Jade Stone Town much more deserted.
Old Guo's storytelling's golden sign is "Old Demon Duan", so the story revolves around Old Demon Duan after all.
"In the Azure Dragon incident at the grave mountain, Old Demon Duan killed people silently again."
"Before, Old Demon Duan liked to play the role of a young hero, 'roaming the pugilistic world and upholding justice' everywhere, harming fellow martial artists, which was already well known. Later, he even created the Jade Maiden Sword Sect and some crazy boxers, causing chaos in the pugilistic world.
In this Azure Dragon incident, Old Demon Duan seemed to have not taken action, but in reality, his methods in the dark have become even more perverted and evil."
Old Guo's storytelling was as passionate as ever, especially when he mentioned Old Demon Duan, his cheeks flushed, his voice full, and he seemed to have rejuvenated.
This made Duan Yun want to break his legs again.
At this moment, a listener asked: "How is he evil?"
"Have you ever heard of Green Saber Old Demon?" Old Guo suddenly asked.
Hearing this, many people's faces changed, and they said: "Is that the one whose saber energy is poisonous? If you are hit by his saber, you won't be able to live without letting your wife sell herself?"
"Who else could it be!"
Old Guo said excitedly.
"What is the relationship between Green Saber Old Demon and Old Demon Duan? Could it be that Green Saber Old Demon is Old Demon Duan?"
"No, Green Saber Old Demon is far inferior to Old Demon Duan in terms of appearance, temperament, and strength," Old Guo explained.
Hearing this, the Murong brothers' fists hardened, wishing they could give this dog storyteller a knife on the spot.
Who said that their appearance, temperament, and strength are far inferior to Old Demon Duan!
Who!
Duan Yun felt much better seeing his appearance and comforted the Murong brothers to calm down and continue listening.
He felt quite wronged and pained when he was slandered and framed alone, but now that the Murong brothers are treated the same way as him, his pain is halved.
This is the meaning of friends.
Friends can share your joy when you are happy, so your happiness will be doubled. If friends can suffer with you when you are in pain, then the pain will be halved.
"Although Green Saber Old Demon is not Old Demon Duan, someone saw him and Old Demon Duan in the same place before and after the Azure Dragon incident. Their relationship seemed to be quite good, as if they were conducting an evil transaction."
Old Guo suddenly lowered his voice, looking serious.
"What? Old Demon Duan and Green Saber Old Demon are together? Will Green Saber Old Demon be feminized by Old Demon Duan(雌堕: feminized)?"
At this time, a charming man with a small beard asked excitedly.
From beginning to end, he held the hand of the big bearded man next to him, appearing extremely intimate.
Seeing this, Old Guo quickly said: "It's not that kind of together, but plotting to cause chaos among fellow martial artists."
The little bearded man couldn't help but reveal a disappointed expression.
"This is the news that I, Old Guo, spent a great price to find out. Do you know where Green Saber Old Demon and Old Demon Duan met in private?" Old Guo asked.
"Where is it?"
"In a clinic, that clinic is in Jade Stone Town! This time, Old Demon Duan is not acting as a young hero, but as a doctor. When the Azure Dragon appeared, arms, legs, and buttocks were flying all over the grave mountain.
And what did Old Demon Duan do? He picked up all these arms, legs, and buttocks and sold them, truly selling buttocks!"
"How did he sell them?"
"You think, there must have been countless deaths and injuries in the fight for the Dragon Essence, and the injured would naturally seek medical treatment. It is said that some martial arts heroes, who clearly had only half of their body left, could survive with just half a body as long as the bleeding was stopped, but they were forcibly captured by Old Demon Duan and forced to buy and sell.
Some people were forced to have their limbs amputated by Old Demon Duan. A good person would at most die from excessive blood loss, but they were forcibly attached with two legs of different lengths, becoming a cripple. How difficult it would be to live, it would be better to die!
The most outrageous thing is that a hero, who was clearly a strong man, was attached with a woman's buttocks. He cried bitterly, complaining that Old Demon Duan had harmed him. He said that if he didn't have this buttock attached, he would at most lose his life, but because he had this buttock attached, his childhood sweetheart junior sister looked down on him and ran away with someone else. He lost his love!"
"You all knowBluebeard, the great镖客, how upright a hero he is. Discovering that his own brother was also deeply harmed by Old Demon Duan, he went to Old Demon Duan. He only cut off the lower half of a woodcutter's body, forcing Old Demon Duan to reattach it to his brother, but he was cruelly killed by Old Demon Duan!
A good Bluebeard died like this, and the Blue Mountain Sect is probably going to decline. This is all Old Demon Duan's doing!"
Bluebeard, the great镖客, has a certain weight in the pugilistic world. Hearing that he was cruelly killed by Old Demon Duan, everyone was in an uproar.
Some martial artists even felt a chill down their spines and gnashed their teeth, because they also felt the threat.
This Old Demon Duan really treats everyone equally, daring to kill anyone.
A famous figure like Bluebeard was just being loyal, asking Old Demon Duan to reattach his brother's body, but he was cruelly killed. If Old Demon Duan encountered ordinary people like them, wouldn't he kill them at will?
At this time, the storyteller Old Guo once again showed his usual heartbroken expression, shouting: "This is not the most cruel! Do you know Lin Chaolu, the Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) of Qiong Ling Sect?"
Hearing Qiong Ling Sect, hearing Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy), everyone present became even more excited and energetic.
More excited than hearing about Bluebeard's death.
"The Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy)s of Qiong Ling Sect are all extremely beautiful. Now there are only four who come out to help men all over the world. Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) Lin is extremely beautiful and has a cold temperament. She is the most innocent and pure Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) in the hearts of countless martial artists.
Everyone knows how rare it is to have such a fearless and compassionate Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) in the pugilistic world. Sadly, Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) Lin was injured while snatching the Dragon Essence and entered that clinic, also suffering the old demon's poisonous hand!"
"Since being treated by Old Demon Duan, Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) Lin has become even more beautiful and moving, but she no longer takes customers from then on. According to rumors in the pugilistic world, she was tricked by Old Demon Duan during the treatment, and her mind was confused by Old Demon Duan. Now she no longer has the desire to help the world, and all she thinks about day and night is Old Demon Duan, only wanting to do things with Old Demon Duan alone!
With Old Demon Duan's move, there will be no such pitiful martial artists in the world, and no such broad-minded Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) Lin. She has already become Old Demon Duan's exclusive, and may even have been marked by Old Demon Duan!"
Hearing this, the teahouse had already exploded.
"Persuading prostitutes to be good and enjoying it exclusively, Old Demon Duan will be struck by lightning!"
"Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) Lin is confused, how could she be tricked by Old Demon Duan!"
"Old Demon Duan will not die well!"
"Wait, now that we have lost a Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) of Qiong Ling Sect, are there still three left who are okay?"
"Who knows, Old Demon Duan is insane, what can't he do!"
"No!"
For a time, the crowd was aroused, and a group of listeners wanted to kill Old Demon Duan with their own hands and restore Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) Lin to her original state.
"Keep your voice down, haven't you heard? Old Demon Duan is petty. He was active in Jade Stone Town not far from here before. Be careful he catches you back and tortures you."
"Afraid of a basket, Old Demon Duan will not die well!"
Old Demon Duan himself sat there, gently sipping a cup of tea.
Green Saber Old Demon had already stood up excitedly. If he didn't know the truth and knew that Duan Yun hadn't made the Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy) private, he would probably want to give Duan Yun a knife on the spot.
"I'm going to mess with this dog storyteller," said the Murong brothers.
"Weren't you advising me to be generous just now?" Duan Yun said.
"He slandered me as being uglier than you, and slandered this young knight-errant as Green Saber Old Demon. I can't not mess with him," the Murong brothers said seriously.
The two old demons couldn't help but look at Old Guo, but found that Old Guo had disappeared at some point.
At this time, Old Guo was already in the carriage.
This was his last show in Wangchun City. After that, he had to go to Leizhou.
Mainly, there were too many men in Wangchun City who liked male sexuality, and his buttocks really couldn't take it.
Unlike Yun and Yu states, Leizhou has always rejected homosexuality since ancient times. He can only leave his hometown and recuperate his buttocks first.
Of course, he also went to collect material.
They, the bloodthirsty storytellers, have always been afraid of close the door to build a car, and often have to go around and understand pugilistic events in order to tell the story better.
Finding that Old Guo was not found for a while, Duan Yun and the Murong brothers saw that it was getting late, so they immediately rented a carriage and set off.
Although there are only four Sword仙(剑仙: sword fairy)s of Qiong Ling Sect who take customers on the surface, and now one has been taken away by Old Demon Duan, no one can say for sure about the real situation of Qiong Ling Sect.
If this time is delayed for too long, the Murong brothers' possible sister will be in more danger.
Thinking of his possible good sister, and the good sister he has already experienced, the Murong brothers were sad and depressed, and his hair turned greener.
Seeing this, Duan Yun couldn't help but retort: "With your hair so green, isn't it easy to expose?"
The Murong brothers lay in the carriage, saying with endless regret: "I will condense the greenness together before arriving in Leizhou. When the greenness is deep, it is black, and then it will not be seen."
Hearing this, Duan Yun found that this guy's green saber was going to go a step further, and he couldn't help but admire him.
This guy can barely be regarded as a rare talent in the way of the knife.
Leizhou and Yunzhou are separated by Qingzhou, which can be said to be a long way away.
On this day, a group of people pointed at a tree by the roadside.
It was a big tree, which was a little tilted at the moment, because there was a carriage and a horse hanging on it.
They had seen sow on the tree, but this was the first time they had seen a carriage and a horse on the tree.
Duan Yun swept away the branches that stretched into the carriage and couldn't help but complain: "Let you drive a car, where are you driving?"
Just now he only heard a violent horse neighing, and then felt a violent sense of weightlessness.
Needless to say, he also fell off a cliff.
Just as Duan Yun was running his true energy to leave the carriage, the carriage stopped after a violent drop.
The Murong brothers struggled to get up and retort: "It's not my fault, this horse is not good. I just lay down and let it run, who knows it is blind."
Duan Yun's cheeks twitched, wishing to give this girl a big slap.
Is your family's driving a horse lying down?
Fortunately, Duan Yun and the Murong brothers are all skilled, Duan Yun directly cut the reins and jumped down from above with the horse, while the Murong brothers carried the carriage and smashed it to the ground.
The skills of the two people caused cheers from the onlookers.
Of course, there were also those who were afraid and secretly moved away, after all, practicing martial arts to this extent, there may be something wrong.
After Duan Yun and the Murong brothers came down from the tree, they found that this was a large village.
This village is located at the bottom of a cliff. At a glance, the land is flat, the houses are neat, the paths are crisscrossed, and the sounds of chickens and dogs can be heard. It has a bit of a peach blossom source.
Duan Yun asked and learned that this place is called "Black Mountain Village", located in the east of Qingzhou. Because it is located at the bottom of the cliff and it is inconvenient to enter and exit, few outsiders have come here.
The villagers here are also very simple and enthusiastic, and soon welcomed Duan Yun and the Murong brothers into the village.
Now the horse and carriage have to be repaired, and it is not early, so Duan Yun and the Murong brothers stayed at the village chief's house.
The next day, it happened that someone in the village got married, and the villagers repeatedly stay, Duan Yun and the Murong brothers stayed to participate in the wedding banquet.
The wedding banquet in Black Mountain Village does not have many attention, and the newlyweds look quite simple.
But the villagers here are really hospitable, like the New Year.
The running water table is set up for a long time, almost from the door of the married couple to the end of the village.
Some of the dishes are provided by the host's family, but more are brought from their own homes. Each household brings a dish, and those with wine bring wine. The main thing is to be lively and eat from beginning to end.
Duan Yun and the Murong brothers have not eaten banquet much, this is the first time to eat running water table.
Looking at these tables of dishes, they can feel why the running water table is called running water, and it is very enjoyable.
Because they are outsiders, and they are skilled in martial arts and handsome in appearance, Duan Yun and his groom, the Murong brothers, have attracted a lot of attention.
Many of them are young girls in love.
Not to mention Duan Yun, even the groom, the Murong brothers, is quite popular.
Because there are no such white men in the village.
But what surprised the Murong brothers was that this time no men were interested in him and handsy.
Because of this, Duan Yun also recognized the people in this village.
Under this recognition, he found some strange places.
That is, many villagers have dark circles under their eyes, are weak, and are obviously insufficient in Yang Qi.
This is not an isolated case, at least one-third of the men are like this.
Under this question, I learned that Black Mountain Village has a problem, that is, after men become adults, especially after they get married and have children, their bodies will soon become weak.
This is like a disease, it should have been around for decades, and I went to the doctor to see it, but I couldn't see a problem.
The doctor just said that after getting married, you should be restraint, but some couples don't have a few times a month, and some suspect that their men are messing around and watching them closely.
But it still can't stop the men from getting worse.
This is also the main reason why the men in the village are not very interested in the Murong brothers.
The village chief smoked a leaf of smoke, and said with a worried look: "I don't know what's going on, my two sons are also, they were alive and well before they got married, but they are not good after they got married, and they are not as healthy as I am."
At this time, Duan Yun and the Murong brothers learned that the village chief's eldest son had passed away.
Black Mountain Village seemed to be under a curse. Once the men married, they would become weak, prematurely age, and die after only a few years. As a result, there weren't many old men in the entire village; it was mostly children or weakened men.
In the fields, it was mostly children and women who were doing the work.
Having eaten and drunk here for free for a couple of days, and with the villagers treating them well, the two young heroes, with their benevolence and chivalry, really wanted to help these villagers.
The Murong brothers couldn't help but ask, "Village Chief, have you ever thought about practicing martial arts to strengthen your bodies?"
The Village Chief said, "We folks in this hollow only know how to farm and don't know anything about that. Besides, where would we find any martial arts to practice?"
The Murong brothers looked at Duan Yun, and Duan Yun nodded. So, he put on a righteous expression and said, "I happen to know a method of cultivating yin and strengthening yang. After you practice it, even if you don't immediately become full of vigor, you can at least live a few more years."
Indeed, the shadow looming over these simple villagers was the early aging and death of the men.
The Village Chief had long heard of the two young heroes' remarkable skills and excitedly asked, "Young Hero Murong, really? You can teach us martial arts?"
"It's not some kind of fighting skill; it's just a stance exercise to strengthen the body. I'll write it down. Whether you practice it or not is up to you. After I practiced it, I just have excessive yang energy," the Murong brothers said.
"Then thank you very much, Young Hero!"
Thinking that this stance exercise could allow the men in the village to live a few more days, or even regain their virility, the Murong young hero, who had only been a hero for a short time, became very excited and quickly began to impart the skill.
He finally began to understand why Duan Yun liked being a hero so much, and even imparted skills from time to time.
This feeling of being a hero is really good!
Even burdened with heavy karma and a head full of green thoughts, the Murong brothers temporarily found meaning in life.