Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

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The former site of Jindou Mountain.

A strong monk looked at the thousands of miles of steel flat land with a calm face, and even said a little happily: "It's not the Grand Canyon or the Great Basin after all. The steel plate land in Mapingchuan is not bad."

After speaking, he was about to go on the road, but he saw a monkey descending from the sky on somersaulting clouds.

"Tang Seng, my master gave you an invitation." The six-eared macaque glanced at the Jialan hiding in the void, ignored them, threw down the invitation, turned and left.

Tang Seng looked at the contents of the invitation in his hand, and suddenly his expression was extremely strange: "Monkey King marrying Princess Iron Fan? What does this have to do with the poor monk?"

A Jialan leaned over to take a look and said, "Hey, this is big news."

Then Jialan began to give Tang Seng popular science about the relationship between Sun Wukong, Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan. This analysis made Tang Seng also interested: "In this case..."

"Go?" Jialan asked.

Tang Seng shook his head and said: "No! There are still thousands of miles away from the Flame Mountain, and I can't catch up no matter what."

Jia Lan said: "We can fly you there."

Tang Seng said firmly: "Then it loses the meaning of my learning the scriptures. I have to walk this road by myself. This is a test and a practice. Let's go!"

After speaking, Tang Seng took a step and ran away.

It is not known who leaked the news.

Anyway, for a while, the news that Monkey King was going to marry Princess Iron Fan spread all over the sky, and soon the gods, demons and ghosts in the three realms knew about it.

Everyone was stupefied at first, and then laughed wildly. Everyone wanted to see the joke about the Bull Demon King and Monkey King.

All of a sudden, many demons, ghosts and gods left the cave uninvited and headed towards Cuiyun Mountain.

Some are happy and some are sad.

At this moment, in Jilei Mountain, inside Moyun Cave.

Bang!

A table was smashed by the Bull Demon King. Looking at the red invitation card in his hand with trembling hands, he gritted his teeth and said, "Beast...beast! It's fine to poach my corner, but send invitations to my son. This is done by humans." something?"

Dressed in white, the enchanting and coquettish jade-faced fox pursed his lips and said, "Old cow, what that monkey did was not a human thing, and what you did doesn't seem to be much better, right? You married me, but you didn't marry me." The tigress at home is saying hello."

Apparently, the jade-faced fox doesn't like this kind of behavior of entering Niu's house that is not justified.

The Bull Demon King said angrily: "I know exactly what my tigress is like. If I discuss it with her, she will probably send me flying all over the sky with a plantain fan. After cutting it first and then playing it, after the world knows it, she will give me some face. It's not like flipping the table. But... I never thought that she would... she would..."

"What is it? Isn't that good? She's looking for her new love, you marry your true love... It's good to get together and break up." The jade-faced fox leaned in front of the Bull Demon King and said with a smile: "This time, we How about holding the wedding in an open and aboveboard manner, and doing it in a splendid manner?"

The Bull Demon King pulled the hair on the bull's head vigorously, paced back and forth with his hands behind his back, and muttered: "You don't understand..."

"I don't know what? Are you still unable to let go of that tigress? Old Niu, it's fine if you eat what's in the pot and look at what's in the bowl. You don't want to turn back, do you?" said the jade-faced fox.

Just as the Bull Demon King was about to say something, suddenly a little demon ran in and shouted anxiously: "My lord, my lord! It's not good!"

The Bull Demon King said angrily: "What's wrong, what's wrong? Speak well!"

The little demon said: "Your Majesty, there is a monk coming in from outside."

The Bull Demon King was furious: "The monkey bullied me, and now the monk is bullying me, do you really think I'm made of mud?"

While roaring, the Bull Demon King picked up the steel fork and rushed out of the cave, only to see a fat monk with curly hair walking towards this side with a smile.Wherever he passed, all the little demons could not help but fall into the bowl in his hands...

When the Bull Demon King saw the monk, he trembled and exclaimed, "Tathagata Buddha?"

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At the same time, Cuiyun Mountain, at Basho Cave.

Zhu Gangli had an impromptu idea and ran out to requisition the surrounding mountain gods, land, and monsters of all sizes. In a short period of time, the Banana Cave looked like a bridal chamber.

Outside the Banana Cave, there are more than [-] tables with fruit plates, melon seeds, and peanuts on them.

The point is, there is more or less a plate of beef on every table.

Some are cold beef, some are beef bone soup, some are grilled beef cheeks, and the main table is a big bullwhip.

One after another, nearby monsters and gods have arrived, and each of them didn't have an invitation card. They just greeted each other familiarly and sat down cheekily.

But there is someone with a thicker skin, that is a bald man with a head as bright as a light bulb, whenever this guy comes, he will lean over and stretch out his big hand: "Where's the money?"

Everyone looked at Princess Iron Fan, and seeing Princess Iron Fan glanced at them, they didn't care, so they honestly gave the bald man their money.

More and more gods and monsters came, and the bald man became more and more busy, collecting many good things after running around.

But everyone didn't care, they got together and ate melon seeds, discussing secretly: "Hey, look at the posture, it's true!"

"Tsk tsk... Good guy, there is a big show to watch this time! The Bull Demon King will definitely not let it go."

"Give it up? It's obvious that he was the one who found Xiaosan first, and I'm a fan of Princess Iron Fan!" said a female fairy.

A male fairy said: "This is wrong. Since ancient times, it has been said that men have three wives and four concubines. The Bull Demon King can be regarded as a person of status. It is not too much to marry a young man, right?"

The female goblin snorted and said, "Is Princess Iron Fan weaker than that old cow? If there is a real fight, if the plantain fan blows, all the cows will roll to the sky and drink the northwest wind."

A few monsters and immortals were arguing fieryly there.

The other side is muttering:

"The big wedding day is three days later, aren't we here early?"

"Either early or early, take a seat first. Didn't you see that the toad spirits next door have come, I guess there will be more people coming later, and they are late, and there may not even be a place to sit."

While they were discussing, they heard someone shout: "The True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao has arrived!"

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Upon hearing the name, no matter if they were monsters or gods, they all stood up and raised their heads, then bowed respectfully to the person flying over that day, saying hello: "Meet the real king!"

In the distance, a man wearing silver armor and a cheap, whoosh, big black dog who is obviously arrogant, came flying in the clouds.

Yang Jian nodded slightly and said: "Everyone, today is the day of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and I am here to congratulate you, so there is no need to be polite."

As soon as Yang Jian fell down, he saw a bald man approaching, reaching out to help him lead the dog. Yang Jian almost subconsciously thought it was the servant at the door, so he passed the dog leash over.

Before he could react, the bald man turned around and said, "Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao, send a black meat dog! Wujing, light up the fire, heat the pot, and make dog meat!"

Yang Jian was dumbfounded at the time!

When I turned my head, I saw the Xiaotian dog being dragged away by the bald man. The dead dog clasped its four claws on the ground forcefully, plowed four ravines on the ground forcefully, opened its mouth and howled, "Second Master!" , help!"


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